Jon writes….

I was working at a nursing home and we had an elderly women with diarrhea really bad. One morning I went in to dress her and found she was completely  covered in shit.  I am not sure ow she managed to do it but somehow the porr gal had crapped her bed at night and managed to move the poo around till it was up to her neck. The smell alone made me want to vomit… then I saw the carrots! I had to leave the room to compose myself.